GIF OF THE DAY: How to help Melky Cabrera's Legs (and Henry Blanco's too)

I'm running this into the ground.
But after watching Melky hobble into second base looking like a sixty year old man multiple times the last week, I feel this is something I needed to do.
Also, Henry Blanco is a slow man. A lucky man, but still slow.
This would probably help the both of them (and after watching tonight's game, it might be a good idea for Edwin Encarnacion as well).