BREAKING NEWS: I Just Won $600,000 pt. 2

God bless the efficiency of the Heineken Bottling Company!

No sooner had I responded to Anthonie Van Duckerweg, Reverend Anthoni Mark, and/or Mr. David Mark with the information required to claim my prize, than I was sent proof from Robert E. Diamond Jr., Chief Executive of Barclays PLC, showing that this is indeed for real, and that I am indeed the rightful winner of $600,000.
He went so far as to send me proof of his identity in the form of his Barclays Staff Identity Card.

Having worked in my fair share of office environments, I'm very familiar with these types of cards. As such, I'm confident to report that nothing, I repeat NOTHING, looks illegitimate about this. Especially not the poor resolution of his picture on the card. Or the mis-matched fonts used in the address.

I Just Won $600,000

This is awesome. I just won $600,000 from Heineken.

I am so excited about this I have decided to keep the world informed of my progress via blog.

Below I've included the first email I got from Heineken about my winnings. Just a couple things I find cool about this.

Toronto Blue Jays 2011 Pre-Season Report Card Part 1

It's that time of year, baseball fans!

"What time of year?" you ask.
"Baseball time!" comes my reply.

Also, the Toronto Blue Jays are ready to return to dominance in the American League East.

Doubtful? I don't blame you. However I know more about baseball than you, therefore you are wrong.

To explain why, look at this report card I did for them, similar to what they do in real newspapers.