Friendship is Rasmus!

Because if any Jay was a brony, it'd be Colby

Merry Christmas from Bautista's Beard

The title says it all:

Goodbye JPA

My parting gift to you, JP, is this video.

Behold the splendor that is "THE BELOW REPLACEMENT LEVEL HULK":

Yet Another Half Finished Video! ROBO AA 20XX

There is more to come, I swear.
Got to the point where I wanted to get this out before the Leafs started taking shots, which I'm sure is going to happen any day now... right?

I Haven't Posted in a While (DRAGON BALL STEVE (DELABAR))...

...and I was like almost, just about knee-deep on making an actual Dragon Ballz cartoon starring Steve Delabar, who is perhaps the most amazing cyborg to ever play baseball, specifically in 2013. Then I looked at my life-schedule and realized what I was working on wouldn't be ready until December. So I stopped. But this is kind of a hint of where I was going.

Rock. 

Roll. 

Also, NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA TRAILER. 

How the Team Canada Goalie Decision will be Solved

In case you missed it, in late August, the Canadian men's hockey team met in Calgary to begin training for next year's Olympics in Sochi.

Unfortunately, because of the high cost of insurance, they had to stay off the ice; so the entire training session was played out via ball hockey.

As any seasoned ball hockey goalie will tell you, it's a different game once you take the skates off.

Tonight I was the Jack Morris of ball hockey goalies. Allowing 7 goals late but winning 10-8 isn't blowing a lead; it's saving to the score

— Cashew Mirman (@CashewMirman) August 20, 2013

You don't have the lateral speed you have on ice,  and although you're more stable (especially when there's heavy traffic in front of the net) smaller moves and adjustments are near impossible to complete.

Also, you sweat like a motherf**ker.

So thinking about that got me wondering about how the potential Team Canada goalies fared in Calgary.

There were a handful of goalies earmarked to compete for a spot on the team: Roberto Luongo, Corey Crawford, Braden Holtby, Carey Price, Mike Smith...

But maybe there were a couple more people there? And maybe it played out (like so much does these days) on Roberto Luongo's cellphone?

Blue Jays 2HP Twitter Blender: September 1st, 2013

I tried something similar to this once before.
I took a Mike Wilner tweet and tried to make a cartoon out of it.
It didn't quite work.

Then yesterday Rogers Centre broke.
And Wilner tweeted about it.
And then Jose Bautista's twitter account decided to follow me.
And then I noticed a tweet saying Hayao Miyazaki retired.
So I tried again.