Are the Blue Jays Replacing Juan Rivera with ROBOT JUAN RIVERA?

Japanese news reports their best robot scientists are working on replacing the Blue Jays' struggling Rivera with a Rivera robot.
Apparently the robot Juan Rivera will take a robot bride, who will be fluent in the songs of Bob Seger.
I, for one, welcome this new addition. Your thoughts?

HAPPY BOB SEGER DAY! Now with a great petition!

Can you believe that Bob Seger Day is here already?

It seems like just yesterday that we were celebrating last year's Bob Seger Day.

But, as is true almost every year, this Bob Seger Day is not without it's fair share of controversy.

This year, Macomb County Seger tribute band "Lookin' Back" wanted to celebrate Bob Seger Day with a Shelby Township show at the gorgeous Palazzo Grande Banquet Center. To drum up interest, they turned to radio advertising.

Apparently this pissed Seger off.

He got his lawyers involved and Lookin' Back was told that the ads were violating the lucrative Seger trademark. If they didn't stop, action would be taken.

THIS IS UN-SEGER LIKE AND QUITE FRANKLY UNACCEPTABLE

Please sign this petition if you agree: http://www.petitiononline.com/segerday/petition.html.
Once 1000 people agree I will notify Bob Seger of the outcome.

Not sure if you agree? Then read on: