Poll: What should Stephen Harper fight to Defend the Honour of Canadians?

Dear Prime Minister Stephen Harper,

Following the shocking (and soon to be forgotten) anti-seal hunt manifesto introduced recently by popstars Ke$ha and Iggy Pop, I got to thinking.

It is quite obvious that the international community sees Canadians as monsters who care only about killing helpless, innocent, soft baby seals.

We have to change this misconception. We, as a nation, are capable of killing so much more. More dangerous things, more evil things, less soft things.

I propose that you, Mr. Harper, be the figurehead for this movement of change.

Below is a poll, outlining that which we, the Canadian people, feel you should kill. Once the poll closes on April 17th, 2011, I will contact you with the results.

Go Canada!

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Religion, Politics, Roleplaying or Pattinson? Question 4

This is a special and ongoing challenge designed to test how in tune you are with the tone of various popular websites.
Using advanced search engine technology, I have been able to pull out certain quotes from one of four websites forums and/or article comment sections.
Those websites are as follows:

www.cnn.com - the online arm of the American media giant.
www.americanthinker.com - a daily online conservative newsmagazine
www.roleplayerguild.com - the online home of roleplayers everywhere
www.robertpattinson.org - the number one Robert Pattinson resource on the web

See if you can tell where the following quote comes from:

like two heads of the same dragon who are aligned in destroying the country side, but then who fight over the plunder. (the answer is after the jump)

Which Former Canadian Chief Electoral Officer are You?

In honor of the upcoming Canadian election I made this kick-ass quiz, honoring some of the most exciting fellows in Canada's distinguished history. That's right, the party hounds known as Canada's Former Chief Electoral Officers. I didn't include the incumbent, Marc Mayrand, as he has yet to prove himself.

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Religion, Politics, Roleplaying or Pattinson? Question 3

This is a special and ongoing challenge designed to test how in tune you are with the tone of various popular websites.
Using advanced search engine technology, I have been able to pull out certain quotes from one of four websites forums and/or article comment sections.
Those websites are as follows:

www.cnn.com - the online arm of the American media giant.
www.americanthinker.com - a daily online conservative newsmagazine
www.roleplayerguild.com - the online home of roleplayers everywhere
www.robertpattinson.org - the number one Robert Pattinson resource on the web

See if you can tell where the following quote comes from:

Robert Patinson's "Water for Elephants" will be the feel good film of the summer. (the answer is after the jump)

Religon, Politics, Roleplaying or Pattinson? Question 2

This is a special and ongoing challenge designed to test how in tune you are with the tone of various popular websites.
Using advanced search engine technology, I have been able to pull out certain quotes from one of four websites forums and/or article comment sections.
Those websites are as follows:

www.cnn.com - the online arm of the American media giant.
www.americanthinker.com - a daily online conservative newsmagazine
www.roleplayerguild.com - the online home of roleplayers everywhere
www.robertpattinson.org - the number one Robert Pattinson resource on the web

See if you can tell where the following quote comes from:

Pixie Q. Moonbeam gestures magically and energy (which once-upon-a-time could neither be created nor destroyed) appears. (the answer is after the jump)

Religion, Politics, Roleplaying or Pattinson? Question 1

This is a special and ongoing challenge designed to test how in tune you are with the tone of various popular websites.
Using advanced search engine technology, I have been able to pull out certain quotes from one of four websites forums and/or article comment sections.
Those websites are as follows:

www.cnn.com - the online arm of the American media giant.
www.americanthinker.com - a daily online conservative newsmagazine
www.roleplayerguild.com - the online home of roleplayers everywhere
www.robertpattinson.org - the number one Robert Pattinson resource on the web

See if you can tell where the following quote comes from:

The surplus was a result of Regan's administration. Please go read some books on economics. Clinton did some seriously idiotic things when he was president. (the answer is after the jump)