Grits, NDP, Bloc all respond to Ojaru-Harper - is it too little too late?

Hoping to quell the overwhelming public response to "Oraju-Harper Smash-Go Time", the Liberal Party of Canada have spearheaded this response, working closely with the NDP, the Bloc Quebecois, the Green Party & even the Marijuana Party:

Is it too little too late?

Building a 60ft Anubis Robot Looks More Difficult Than I Initially Thought

This one is off the cuff. This is Cashew just talking like a normal guy.
I'm talking to you like I'd talk to a pal and/or buddy. You know, I'm dropping the journalistic integrity. I'm dropping to one knee and speaking mano-a-mano to you, my forgiving public.

You see, I may have bitten off a little bit more than I could chew.
I kinda lied to all of you - all of my loyal readers.

You see, it turns out building a 60ft tall Anubis robot is actually fairly difficult.

I've made calls to various people and places: universities, engineering firms, military consultants. No one is able to build the robot I promised in time for the election, let alone within a reasonable budget.

So I did what anyone would do in my shoes... I turned to the experts at Yahoo Answers.

And quite frankly, my new friend David F really helped me out. I didn't even consider public safety OR design stability when I proposed this creation.

I've posted his response below; in the meantime I would greatly appreciate help from anyone with ANY robot experience. You can reach me at cashew.mirman@gmail.com.

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Harper vs. Anubis-bot!

Here it is folks, your exclusive first look at the anime prequel to Prime Minister Stephen Harper vs. Anubis-bot!
This fills in the gaps between what occurred after Anubis-bot won this website's recent poll, and what has occurred before the upcoing super-battle. Stay tuned for more!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

It was a well fought battle, and it has come to a fitting end.

Robo-Anubis crushed the competition, beating out the tied-for-second place Croco-deer and Nano-fist in the competition for what Prime Minister Stephen Harper will fight to defend the honour of Canadians.

Psionic Jellyfish finished in last place with a single, disappointing vote.

While this blog was behind Croco-deer's entry, we are still excited with the result, and are confident that Robo-Anubis will give the Prime Minister the challenge he deserves.

We are currently working hard sourcing out the scientists and engineers required to build Robo-Anubis, and will keep you informed on our progress.

Poll, Updated With Pictures Yet Again: What Should Harper Fight to Defend Canada's Honour?

Jeff from Saskatoon has sent me even more email questions regarding this poll. A reminder to enter it if you haven't done so already.

Question 1: Jeff from Saskatoon asks "I find it hard to believe a 60ft Anubis robot could be built. In fact I am coming right out and calling you a liar - NO SUCH CREATURE EXISTS. Prove me wrong, Cashew... prove me wrong!"

Answer 1: Jeff, see these? They're called scientific blueprints - I understand you might not get them, but that's fine. Not all of us can understand science, jackass. Read them and weep. By the way, once my robot diety is done with Harper I'm sending him after you.

Poll, Updated With Pictures: What Should Harper Fight to Defend Canada's Honour?

I have recieved a number of emails regarding this poll. If you haven't entered it already, please do so.

It appears people are hesitant to vote due to some outstanding questions and concerns. I will do my best to address these.

Question 1: Jeff from Saskatoon asks "I am very interested in seeing Prime Minister Harper fight the Psionic Jellyfish, however am having trouble visualizing what said creature looks like. Can you help?"

Answer 1: Yes Jeff, I can. Below is an artist's representation of this fantasical creature fighting a scuba diver. Thank God I don't have to fight it!

Question 2: Jeff from Saskatoon asks "Exactly how big is this giant deer?"

Answer 2: Based on the below artist's representation of the crocodile-headed deer attacking Hogwarts Parliament Hill, I'd say pretty damn big

Poll: What should Stephen Harper fight to Defend the Honour of Canadians?

Dear Prime Minister Stephen Harper,

Following the shocking (and soon to be forgotten) anti-seal hunt manifesto introduced recently by popstars Ke$ha and Iggy Pop, I got to thinking.

It is quite obvious that the international community sees Canadians as monsters who care only about killing helpless, innocent, soft baby seals.

We have to change this misconception. We, as a nation, are capable of killing so much more. More dangerous things, more evil things, less soft things.

I propose that you, Mr. Harper, be the figurehead for this movement of change.

Below is a poll, outlining that which we, the Canadian people, feel you should kill. Once the poll closes on April 17th, 2011, I will contact you with the results.

Go Canada!

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