Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Toronto Blue Jays Sign-Stealing Man in White has been Identified

At first I didn't want to believe it. Not MY Toronto Blue Jays.

My boys would never cheat. They would never steal signs.

And when Alex Anthopoulos responded to this ESPN article (which claims that when playing at home the Jays are helped by a mysterious man in white, perched in the outfield, somehow transmitting pitch types to Blue Jays batters) I felt proud. He stood up for my boys. He told the world ESPN was wrong.

But then I found this:


  1. lmao, saw this after you posted on the MLB forums. Very funny.

  2. glad you enjoyed it! although i don't know if "funny" is the right word. more than anything i'm shocked the jays have been able to harness the power of undead rock stars to steal signs.