Who is the Best Resident and/or ex-Resident of Stratford, Ontario?

I don't know how to decide. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Who do you think is the best resident and/or ex-resident of Stratford, Ontario?
Why do you think they deserve the honour?
Am I just looking for excuses to mention Justin Bieber in a desperate attempt to drive traffic to my blog?
Sound off in the comments.

Who will Play the 2011 Blue Jays? Part 2

A couple days ago we brought you Part 1 of our fantasy cast for Terrence Mallick's untitled 2011 Toronto Blue Jays movie. (see Part 3 here)

For those who don't remember it was Steve Carrell for John McDonald, Ryan Gosling for Aaron Hill, Lee Majors for John Farrell and that creepy persian looking dude for Juan Rivera.

Today, we tackle 2 of the most important roles in Jose Bautista and Alex Anthopoulos.

We also look at the least important role in Jason Frasor. So without further ado...

1. David "Squiggy" Lander is Jason Frasor

From the Wikipedia entry on Laverne and Shirley: (Squiggy is) The most obnoxious of the bunch, and the greasiest.

Crocodeer and Jellyfish present - Referring to Toronto Conservatives as "Ford Nation" makes you sound Retarded